Thursday, 25 October 2007

Thursday Thirteen # 5 Toddler rules



THURSDAY THIRTEEN

Okay these were written by someone else ... if you know tell me . Though I am sure 1,000,000 parents know them anyway but just to sure ...
Toddler's Rules

  1. If Mummy's hands are full, I must be picked up IMMEDIATELY
  2. If it's paper, it must be torn.
  3. If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
  4. If it's a phone, I must talk into it, unless there is someone on the other end.
  5. If Mummy wants me to go away, I must cling on for dear life.
  6. If it's sticky, it must go in my hair.
  7. If it's bath time, I must run around naked until I'm caught.
  8. If it's food, it must not be tasted.(twin1).If it's food, it must be tasted now (twin2)If it's not food, we will eat it anyway.
  9. If it's not trash, it must be thrown away.
  10. If it's in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor (or tasted).
  11. If it's closed, it must be opened.If it doesn't open, it must be screamed at.
  12. If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
  13. If it's a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, computer monitor, or table.

  14. ....one more
  15. If it's full, it will be more interesting emptied ... especially the tissue box !

I could write 100 more ...got anymore originals for me




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27 comments :

Theresa said...

yes those toddlers are very busy people! If it is there it must be explored!

Lori said...

ROFLMAO...OMG, that is too funny. Its been so long since Ive had little ones, but you are absolutely right!! It must be in the baby handbook of life...thanks for the memories and the giggles. And thanks for stopping by too:) Happy TT.

tiff said...

ha ha ha ha ha !!! Those were great and so true!!!

How about... anything in the way of food will be eaten if it is declared Mummy's.

Veronica said...

I love these.

I am also going to add 'I will stay still long enough to have my nappy removed, but not my bum wiped or a new nappy put on'.

Patti said...

Too funny!!! Great list!! Your lil' guys are sooooo cute! :)

Babystepper said...

All of those are so true. I would add, "if it's small, I must stick it in the most inconvenient place possible" (ie Coins in the seat belt buckle)

another favorite around here is, "if Mommy says it's hot, I must check for myself."

jenn said...

I am happy my toddler days are behind me, yet dread the coming teenage years.
Happy TT!

Joyismygoal said...

love it

Aniqueanik said...

funny TT list, thanks for sharing and visiting my site.

Robin said...

So true.

I'll add "what's mine is mine, what's yours is mine, and if I want it it's mine."

So glad my little one is finally outgrowing this stage...

MamaArcher said...

HAHA! I can sooooo relate to that list! Have a great T13! Stop by and visit me @ MamaArcher's Blog

grace said...

I have a toddler and she does all that! this was a very funny list!!

Cher said...

LOL Awsome list! Thanks for stopping by mine.
I would add - "If its after bed time, I must be a bundle of energy, but if its time to get up, I must be terribly groggy and irritable!"

ellen b said...

So hilarious so true (that's probably why it's so funny!) enjoy....

Cecily R said...

If it's a hole, fill it, i.e. toothpaste in the drain, oatmeal in the speakers, beads in the nose.

These have all happened in our house. Your list is hilarious and couldn't be more accurate!

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

My kids were better behaved, thankfully. They're also sort of boring...

But here's another one for you: If Mom's on the phone, we need her NOW.

Mine have yet to outgrow that one. Maybe one day...

Happy TT!

Sarah said...

Great list! I am dealing with #12 with my toddler on a multiple daily basis! Happy TT~ Your kiddos are so precious~

pussreboots said...

My daughter is almost 14 months and most of that list applies to her. LOL. Happy TT and thanks for stopping by.

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

OMG. Your list is right on the money. Especially when it comes to twins!! Lol.. Tooo funny. Thank you for stopping by my sight today. Your boys are precious.

karen said...

nice to know all these things are universal!

Melanie said...

Great list!

Mama Pajama said...

So true! What a great list! Have a great weekend!

Amanda said...

It doesn't matter who originally authored this list but it is TRUE. And I'm finding out each one of them now with my little one. Keeps us moms busy but having fun too.

Angel Mom said...

LOL! I love it! So very true.

Nicholas said...

Funny list.

Wendy said...

So very funny and so very true! Great list. :)

Paula said...

LOVED the Toddler 13 ! thanks for sharing. made me laugh outloud!!!!

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