Thursday, 27 March 2008

Thursday Thirteen - Brilliant Insults 101 ...


I came across this gem the other day @ Psychoprogs -
Things you would like to say at work, but can't !

It is brilliant !!!

Some of them would be useful anywhere, anytime ... you want to get your teeth kicked in ! to get your point across to some ass hat as nicely as possible without resorting to violence.

These are my favourite thirteen but because I don't work in an office at the moment ,the Brothers won't understand and my husband ignores anything rude I say I really am a nice person I won't get to use them much ...

  1. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

  2. How about never? Is never good for you?

  3. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

  4. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

  5. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

  6. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.

  7. Ahhh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

  8. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.

  9. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

  10. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

  11. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.

  12. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?

  13. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

  14. Chaos, panic, and disorder — my work here is done.

  15. How do I set a laser printer to stun?


oh well I just can't help myself...you'll have to check the rest out yourself -here



23 comments :

forgetfulone said...

Great TT! 1, 3, and 13 are my favorites. Of course, I'd never say them! (but I might think them)

marcia said...

Ouch!! I hope I never get one of those used on me.

Nicholas said...

I like those, especially #4

Angie said...

LOL -- too funny!!!

Alison said...

ROFL!
Thanks for the laugh - I love number 13. Why must people do that?!

pussreboots said...

#13 is my favorite. Happy TT.

Anja said...

Someone has been listening to me being a sarcastic so and so. I think I've used all of those in conversation.

Amanda said...

I love #4. I can definitely relate it to one person in particular at work.

Robin said...

Great list. I especially like 6, 7 and 15!

Mel : ) said...

ROFL! thats fantastic! i love 5 & 7 :D

Lori said...

Great list!! I think Ive seen that some where before...I may have even posted it too or something similar:) Where have you been? I hope all is wonderful in your life. Happy TT.

Jenty said...

LMAO that's hillarious! Great list

Tigerlilly said...

Yes! You can ride a stationary bike, walk in place, do an aerobics class... anything that gets you moving and sweating!

Welcome to the challenge!

Tigerlilly said...

Yes! You can ride a stationary bike, walk in place, do an aerobics class... anything that gets you moving and sweating!

Welcome to the challenge!

laura said...

Good list. :P I did my first Thursday's Thirteen. Do you usually participate? I don't remember ever noticing it here before! Kinda fun, huh?

Have a good day! You're still on TopMomma. :)

Denise Patrick said...

#13 is my absolute favorite, but all are really good.

Happy TT!

Bush Babe (of Granite Glen) said...

Gosh - 14 is a bit "me" sometimes... and I wish I had the guts to say #2!!! Hilarious...

Now, I am just letting you know that you are "tagged for a meme" which (if you know me at all) is completely new to me. Hope you don't mind. It's an easy one - visit me sometime to get the rules. Then ignore most of them like I did!

Love
BB

Jayne said...

LOL love Thursday Thirteen!

Cathy said...

i love number 13 as well but i'm thinking of adopting number 5 for myself! might post it somewhere lol

Julie said...

These are great...I especially love #13.

TAMY & the SGT said...

Fantastic list - I especially like #15

verabear said...

Great TT. I've found myself muttering some of those under my breath. Hehe.

PreSchool Mama said...

Thanks! I always find myself with the perfect retort... half an hour later! These should help.

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