Sunday, 28 October 2007

Bedtime Prayers

My New Favourite Bedtime Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags.
And please lift my derriere before it sags.
Please no bushy eyebrows, please no facial hair.
And keep all waxing pain free or let there be Nair.
Please no age spots, Please no grey,
And as for my tummy, please take it away.
Please keep me healthy. Please keep me young.
And thank you dear lord for all you have done.
(author unknown but I have also changed it)
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