Tuesday, 17 March 2009

Treasure Ireland

Of course I do ! The masculine form of my name is Patrick.... Patricia.
My maiden name was very Irish too - it was one of the common surnames in Ireland.
I have enjoyed my day immensely.
Here are five of the best clean jokes for Days Of Grace too. Laughter is the best medicine.

Happy St Patrick's Patricia's Day to you - with fairness it is about time the women saint got a 'shout' out.

  1. 'O'Toole and his wife are in bed one night and they hear the neighbour's dog is barking its head off in the garden. Somewhat disturbed by the noise, O'Toole explodes, 'Botheration and that!' and storms off downstairs.
    He comes back upstairs five minutes later and his wife asks, 'What did you do, O'Toole?'
    O'Toole replies with a wide grin, 'I've put the dog in our garden so I did, now let's see how they like it.'
  2. Gallagher is in Boston and he is waiting patiently, also, he is watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing.The cop stops the flow of traffic and shouts, 'Okay pedestrians'.
    Then he allows the traffic to pass. He did this several times, and Gallagher is still standing on the sidewalk.
    After the cop has shouted 'Pedestrians' for the tenth time, Gallagher approaches him and says, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?'
  3. Murphy lost a hundred dollars on the Melbourne Cup, a famous Australian horse race. He also lost another hundred on the television replay.
  4. Kieran O'Connor always slept with his gun under his pillow. Hearing a noise at the foot of the bed, he shot off his big toe.'Thank the Lord I wasn't sleeping at the other end of the bed,' Kieran said to his friends in Donegal's pub. 'I would have blown my head off.'
  5. O'Gara was arrested and sent for trial for armed bank robbery.After due deliberation, the jury foreman stood up and announced, 'Not guilty.''That's grand,' shouted O'Gara, 'Does that mean I get to keep the money?'

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Loz said...

And in the spirit of the day - why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure to be sure :)

•´.¸¸.•¨¯`♥.Trish.♥´¯¨•.¸¸.´• said...

LOL - I would have said he didn't want twins LOL

M+B said...

Happy St Patricia's Day to you :)

Debbie said...

Thanks for the St. Pat's chuckles!

Natalie said...

He,he,he,ha,ha. Top o'da morning to ya darlin'.

jeanie said...

ha ha ha ha!

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